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Status Updates for FB, Whatsapp

All Status Updates for Facebook, Whatsapp and other social networks. It contains all type SMS, like Attitude Status, Funny Status and more.

Shayari:

कितने मतलबी हैं हम, कि अपना ही घर देखते हैं !
गर जलता है घर किसी का, तो अपने हाथ सेकते हैं !
कितने छलों प्रपंचों से भरे हैं इस दुनिया के लोग,
कि #खून के रिश्तों में भी, परायों सा अक्स देखते हैं !
हम हैं कि क्या क्या सोचते हैं गलत औरों के फेर में,
अफसोस कि खुद को भी, औरों की नज़र से देखते हैं !
गीता का ज्ञान भी उल्टा हो गया है आजकल दोस्तो,
लोगों के शरीर ज़िंदा हैं मगर, #आत्मा मरी देखते हैं !
मिट गए न जाने कितने #ख़ुदा की तलाश में,
मगर अब तो हर तरफ हम, ख़ुदा ही ख़ुदा देखते हैं !


Be Indian Shayari, with Attitude:
कुछ तो बात है मेरे
देश की मिट्टी में !!!
ग़ालिब ! सरहदें कूद
के आते हैं आतंकी
भी यहाँ दफ़न होने के लिए।।


Joke (Traffic Police and Boy):

TP and Boy: Driving License mangte hain


Traffic police (TP) ne ek ladke ko roka aur kaha Apna license dikhao....
Ladka: Nahi hai...
TP: Kya license banvaya hai ya nahi.. ??
Ladka: Nahi...
TP: Kyon ??
Ladka: Banwane gaya tha, woh Voter ID card mangte hain,aur woh mere paas nahi hai....
TP: To Voter ID card Banwale...
Ladka: Banwane gaya tha, woh Ration Card mangte hain, woh mere paas nahi hai....
TP: Toh fir Ration Card banwale....
Ladka: Gaya tha, Woh Bank ki Passbook mangte hain, woh mere paas nahi hai....
TP: To fir isme kya hai,Bank main account khulwale mere baap....
Ladka: Bank bhi gaya tha saab, lekin woh Driving License mangte hain



Kya Chal Raha Hai Joke:

एक दोस्त - और क्या चल रहा है लाइफ में ?
दूसरा -घषध्दब्रह्शवज्वबब्द ।

पहला दोस्त - कुछ समझ नहीं आ रहा?
दूसरा दोस्त - हां Mujhe Bhi !!! :p


Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun Joke:

Wife: Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun Main Aaj?
Husband: Wah Kya Baat Hai,
Aaj To Bilkul #Priyanka_Chopra Lag Rahi Ho!

Wife: Sachhi,
'Don' Wali Ya 'Krrish' Wali?
Husband: 'Barfi' Wali !!! :D :P


Savdhaan India bhi Naa:

#‎प्यार‬ पर यकीन करने की
कितनी भी ‪#‎कोशिश‬ करो...
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*** ‪#‎सावधान_इंडिया‬ *** का एक एपिसोड
सारी ‪#‎मेहनत‬ पर पानी फेर ही देता है...

Hisaab Hona Chahiye, Joke:

Me- माँ 100 रुपए चाहिए
Mom- अभी परसों ही तो दिए थे

Me- अगर हिसाब ही होना है,
तो #बचपन में रिश्तेदार दे जाते थे और आप रख लेते थे
De Chappal pe Chappal


Explaining attachment, joke:

ATTACHMENT is not when two people chat day and night
ATTACHMENT is not when two people can't live without each other
ATTACHMENT is not when two people can't stay away from each other for a moment
But When someone Emails you and adds either an image or data file with it...
That FILE is called #ATTACHMENT! :P


Friends Joke Update:

The most beautiful feeling in the world?
When you try 2 look at your Friend
and you find that your Friend
is already looking at you...
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Location: Examination Hall... :P :v


Status Update, admire:

That #Awesome #Moment
When You carry someone's baby
& they refuse to go back
to their parent's hands
just because they #Like you :D :P


Types of Girls, Joke:

According To A Research,
There Are Basically 6 Types Of Girls

1. Hard Disk Girls – Remember Everything Forever
2. RAM Girls – Forgets About You The Moment You Turn Her Off
3. Screensaver Girls - Just For Looking, Not For Touch
4. Internet Girls – Easy To Access & Explore
5. Server Girls – Always Busy When Needed
6. VIRUS – These Type Of Girls Are Normally Called Wife,
Once Enters In Your System
Don’t Leave Till Everything Is Corrupted.


Ha Ha Jokes:

No man can ever be satisfied
with 4 things in LIFE:-
1. Mobile
2. Automobile
3. TV
4. Wife
Because, there is always
a better #Model in neighborhood  :P


Inspire Status:

Don't wake up with the regret of
what you couldn't accomplish yesterday.
Wake up while thinking about
what you will be able to achieve today...
Good Morning!


Inspiring Status Update:

There are only 2 days in a year
when nothing can be done
One is #Yesterday and another #Tomorrow.
Today is always in your hand - to Love, Believe and Live.
Have a Lovely Morning!


Propose Status Update:

No Poems no Fancy Words
I just want the World 2 know
That I Love U my Princess with all my Heart ♥
Happy Valentine`s Day


Single Status Update:

Being Single does not mean no one wants you,
it just means that God is busy writing your love story.
So have patience, may you soon get the Love of your life
Happy Valentines day !


Valentine Full Form:

Please Be My
V: Valentine
A: At all times and be my
L: Love that's
E: Everlasting and
N: Never-ending. And we remain
T: Together forever
I: In good times and bad
N: Now please be mine till
E: Eternity!
Happy Valentine's day!


Love/Alone Status:

To walk is easy but to walk alone is tough
Being Loved makes you feel secure but loving someone gives insecurity
Being missed by someone is nice but missing someone is painful.
Missing you on this Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day!!!


Shayari Status Update:

यारो कैसा ये इत्तेफ़ाक़ है, ये कैसा नसीब है,
होता है वही दूर, जो होता दिल के करीब है !
#दीदार के लिए तरस जाती हैं आँखें मगर,
वो मिलता है किसी और से, कैसा #नसीब है !
सोचा था कि आएगा हमसे ज़रूर मिलने,
आया था पर नहीं मिला, कितना अजीब है !
एक भूल कर बैठे कि गैर को अपना समझा,
पर गिर गया इतना वो नीचे, कैसा ज़मीर है !
दिल के नोंचने से भला क्या मिलेगा ?
बस सोच लो इतना कि, उसका बदनसीब है !


That's Amazing Joke:

गुप्त सूत्रों के हवाले से पता चला है कि
'कमेंट में 5 लिखे और जादू देखे'
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जैसी पोस्ट का प्रयोग विदेशी सर्वे एजेंसियां

भारत में चूतियो की संख्या का पता लगाने के लिए करती है। :D :P


Funny Computer Engineer Girl:

कंप्यूटर इंजीनियरिंग लड़की को किसी लड़के ने छेड़ा...
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उसका गुस्सा ऐसे निकला .... अरे ओ
‪#‎पेन ड्राइव के ढक्कन
पैदाइशी‬ Error
#VIRUS के बच्चे
‪#‎Excel की Corrupt File‬
अगर 1 Click मारूंगी तो
ज़मीन से #Delete होकर
‪#‎क़बर में Install हो जायेगा‬ समझा :v


What is love, Status:

Love is a like the Blue Sky,
Like the waters of the Sea,
Love is pure Feeling, as pure as it can be,
Love is my story, a dream come true,
For million such other reasons,
I Truly Love You <3


Flirt Status Update:

आजकल तो #धूप भी
हमारी #जानेमन जैसी हो गई है
दिखती कम है और जब दिखती है
तो सारा #मोहल्ला बाहर निकल आता है... :D


Haha... Jokes:

आज़ादी के बाद से हमारे देश में
सिर्फ 1 चीज ऐसी है
जिस पर #महंगाई का कोई असर नही हुआ
वो है....
हमारे #देश के नेता
पहले भी "2 कौडी" के थे...
और आज भी...

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